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From: Jordan Gray <jordan@socialfluency.com>
Date: Sat, Jul 14, 2012 at 2:25 AM
Subject: Copy & paste humor to get women! {FREE}
Hey Jorge,
Hope you're enjoying your summer so far!
You know that hot girl online that you want to message
so badly but don't quite know how to go about it?
Well, I've done the heavy lifting for you!
Here are 10 copy and paste posts that you can use today
to engage that gorgeous girl via her online profile.
No two women are the same, but we have discovered a trend
in the kinds of girls that most commonly use online profiles.
Check the headings below to see which one applies to the
woman of your desires...
Type: Physically Active girl
Description: Multiple photos of her running, playing golf,
and skiing on snow covered mountains. Her status updates
are about what new supplement's she trying, how she's finally
lost her last few pounds, or how she recently shaved a few
minutes off of her marathon time.
Message:
Hey (NAME), listen... I know that no one else wants to say
anything... but your recently tagged photos came up in my
news feed and you've been looking a little lazy lately.
Only one marathon in the past month?... I think you could
pick up the pace a bit. Take me for example, I played Wii
Fit Boxing for over twenty minutes this morning. Think
you can beat that? I sure don't.
Type: Career girl
Description: Her page is squeaky clean and free of any party
photos (so that her co-workers don't see her wild side). Her
recently tagged photo shows her in her work attire as she
closes the Johnstone account. Status updates refer to how
passionate she is that she found her dream job.
Message:
Hey (NAME), you came up in my news feed and I wanted to say
how cool it is that you seem so dedicated to your career path
lately. Have you ever thought about taking up alcoholism?
I feel like your determination would go hand in hand with the
hobby. Let me know how that works out for you.
Type: Full-time Student
Description: Her information lists that she is currently
in school and all of her status updates refer to either
1) studying for exams, 2) asking her class mates about
homework assignments, or 3) how tired she is from her
school schedule.
Message:
Hey (NAME), you came up in my news feed today and it looks
like your school schedule is insane. You must be swamped
with homework. I'm sure you haven't heard of this before,
but I once read an article talking about how if you ever
need to guarantee a good night's sleep before an exam...
the best way to pass out is by drinking three pots of coffee.
I know what you're thinking... "caffeine is a stimulant,
won't that keep me up?" Silly (NAME). Apparently when
you drink enough caffeine, it starts to cancel itself out
and you will be out like a light. And if you ever notice
yourself feeling more awake or shaky, you're almost there,
just a couple more cups and you'll be sleeping like a baby.
Enjoy (and you're welcome)!
Type: Vacation junkie
Description: All of her recently tagged photos are of her
jet-setting around the world. Latest status update reads
"Flying from Maui to Paris tomorrow... hope they serve
drinks on the plane lol!".
Message:
Hey (NAME), your vacation photos came up in my news feed today
and it got me thinking. You go to a lot of beautiful places
with gorgeous views and all... but when you really think about
it... what are vacations for? That's right - experiences!
Everyone goes to (PLACE SHE WENT TO) and (PLACE SHE WENT TO
RECENTLY) these days... so to stand out, you have to upload
photos of your trip to North Korea. People will never forget
it - especially you! Let me know how your trip goes. I hear
the locals are especially friendly this time of the year.
Type: The Organic Hippie Vegan Girl
Description: This woman lives off of yoga and organic soy
milk. She likely has dread locks and rides a fixed-gear bike.
Message:
Hey (NAME), my friends and I are planning a McDonald's
"Cheeseburger Challenge" where we see who can eat the most
cheeseburgers in an hour. Naturally, you're the first
person that came to my mind when I was organizing this.
I heard McDonald's issued a statement saying that they
haven't been using actual meat in their burgers, so it
should be aligned with your diet just fine. Let me know
how many I should order for you. Looking forward to it!
Type: Party Girl
Description: This girl loves to party... and by judging her
Facebook account, that's pretty much all she does. All
recently tagged photos are of her in different bars, clubs,
and concerts with half-drunk eyes. Status updates all refer
to hangovers and upcoming events.
Message:
(NAME), it's about time someone told you this. Life isn't
all about climbing the corporate ladder, meeting deadlines,
and following your career path... you have to make sure to
enjoy it every now and then. Ever thought about hitting up
a club or two? Maybe a concert? Don't forget to schedule
fun things into your calendar as well. You know what
else is super fun? Heroine.
Type: Concert Lover
Description: Similar to "Party Girl" but focused exclusively
on music. Her profile picture is a black and white image of
the words "Music Is My Life" and all of her recent photos
are her rocking out at shows.
Message:
Hey (NAME), your photos came up in my news feed today and it
got me thinking. You might know that my uncle is a live
audio technician for concerts and he was telling me recently
about long term hearing damage for frequent concert goers -
and get this... basically, if you stand within fifteen feet
of the speakers at every show consistently for over a year,
your hearing starts to improve! Something about how the
sound waves wrap around you like a comforting cocoon.
You know that rumour about how when your ears are ringing it's
sound frequencies dying? Total bullshit! Apparently if you
continue the habit of standing close to the speakers, that
is actually new frequencies coming alive! So cool! So yeah,
just in case you wear ear plugs, stop it. You're doing more
damage by 'protecting' yourself. You are welcome.
Type: The Political Activist
Description: She posts daily about the next way in which the
world is doomed and is constantly mass-sending out events
or pages to be aware of so that you two can save the Earth
from it's untimely demise. Profile picture is a photo of
a crying baby seal covered in oil.
Message:
Hey (NAME), an article you posted came up in my news feed a
couple weeks ago and it got me thinking... I love this whole
global warming thing you're talking about. My family has a
place up at (THE CLOSEST BEACH TO YOU) and our place is like
twenty feet from the water. Ever since I read that article,
I've been out there every night spraying aerosol cans of
hairspray to try and get the water line up to my water facing
door even faster. The property value is going to skyrocket.
Thanks so much for being such an aware, down to earth
kind of person.
Type: The Super Sweet Girl-Next-Door Type
Description: Nothing too much to report with this one.
Doesn't party much, might be in school, probably takes care
of elderly people for fun. If she ever had a dream that
she hurt a fly, she would wake up crying.
Message:
Hey (NAME), you came up in my news feed today. I did a quick
scan of your profile and I want to make sure you're doing
okay. I saw that Thanksgiving dinner photo you were tagged
in... there were two bottles of red wine within arms reach
of you... are you doing alright? I don't want to have to
involve your parents in this matter but everyone knows
you're a crazy partier.
BONUS: Catch All Statements That Get Responses
For whatever reason, you just might want to get a conversation
going with an old relationship that went stale.
Try these on for size...
"I totally just figured out which celebrity you remind me of..."
"Hey, I was driving past the local dork competition but
didn't have enough time to spot you. What did you place
this year?"
"Hey, I either just saw you walking down (A STREET NAME IN
YOUR CITY) wearing a neon fanny pack, or you have a very
fashionable twin in this city. Please tell me it's the latter."
Enjoy!
Ps. If you want to learn the actual structures that give you
the ability to create these kinds of posts on your own,
check out www.highstatushumor.com for more information.
Jordan Gray
High Status Humor
Social Fluency, 950, 1040 west Georgia St, Vancouver, BC V6E 4H1, CANADA
To unsubscribe or change subscriber options visit:
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From: Jordan Gray <jordan@socialfluency.com>
Date: Sat, Jul 14, 2012 at 2:25 AM
Subject: Copy & paste humor to get women! {FREE}
Hey Jorge,
Hope you're enjoying your summer so far!
You know that hot girl online that you want to message
so badly but don't quite know how to go about it?
Well, I've done the heavy lifting for you!
Here are 10 copy and paste posts that you can use today
to engage that gorgeous girl via her online profile.
No two women are the same, but we have discovered a trend
in the kinds of girls that most commonly use online profiles.
Check the headings below to see which one applies to the
woman of your desires...
Type: Physically Active girl
Description: Multiple photos of her running, playing golf,
and skiing on snow covered mountains. Her status updates
are about what new supplement's she trying, how she's finally
lost her last few pounds, or how she recently shaved a few
minutes off of her marathon time.
Message:
Hey (NAME), listen... I know that no one else wants to say
anything... but your recently tagged photos came up in my
news feed and you've been looking a little lazy lately.
Only one marathon in the past month?... I think you could
pick up the pace a bit. Take me for example, I played Wii
Fit Boxing for over twenty minutes this morning. Think
you can beat that? I sure don't.
Type: Career girl
Description: Her page is squeaky clean and free of any party
photos (so that her co-workers don't see her wild side). Her
recently tagged photo shows her in her work attire as she
closes the Johnstone account. Status updates refer to how
passionate she is that she found her dream job.
Message:
Hey (NAME), you came up in my news feed and I wanted to say
how cool it is that you seem so dedicated to your career path
lately. Have you ever thought about taking up alcoholism?
I feel like your determination would go hand in hand with the
hobby. Let me know how that works out for you.
Type: Full-time Student
Description: Her information lists that she is currently
in school and all of her status updates refer to either
1) studying for exams, 2) asking her class mates about
homework assignments, or 3) how tired she is from her
school schedule.
Message:
Hey (NAME), you came up in my news feed today and it looks
like your school schedule is insane. You must be swamped
with homework. I'm sure you haven't heard of this before,
but I once read an article talking about how if you ever
need to guarantee a good night's sleep before an exam...
the best way to pass out is by drinking three pots of coffee.
I know what you're thinking... "caffeine is a stimulant,
won't that keep me up?" Silly (NAME). Apparently when
you drink enough caffeine, it starts to cancel itself out
and you will be out like a light. And if you ever notice
yourself feeling more awake or shaky, you're almost there,
just a couple more cups and you'll be sleeping like a baby.
Enjoy (and you're welcome)!
Type: Vacation junkie
Description: All of her recently tagged photos are of her
jet-setting around the world. Latest status update reads
"Flying from Maui to Paris tomorrow... hope they serve
drinks on the plane lol!".
Message:
Hey (NAME), your vacation photos came up in my news feed today
and it got me thinking. You go to a lot of beautiful places
with gorgeous views and all... but when you really think about
it... what are vacations for? That's right - experiences!
Everyone goes to (PLACE SHE WENT TO) and (PLACE SHE WENT TO
RECENTLY) these days... so to stand out, you have to upload
photos of your trip to North Korea. People will never forget
it - especially you! Let me know how your trip goes. I hear
the locals are especially friendly this time of the year.
Type: The Organic Hippie Vegan Girl
Description: This woman lives off of yoga and organic soy
milk. She likely has dread locks and rides a fixed-gear bike.
Message:
Hey (NAME), my friends and I are planning a McDonald's
"Cheeseburger Challenge" where we see who can eat the most
cheeseburgers in an hour. Naturally, you're the first
person that came to my mind when I was organizing this.
I heard McDonald's issued a statement saying that they
haven't been using actual meat in their burgers, so it
should be aligned with your diet just fine. Let me know
how many I should order for you. Looking forward to it!
Type: Party Girl
Description: This girl loves to party... and by judging her
Facebook account, that's pretty much all she does. All
recently tagged photos are of her in different bars, clubs,
and concerts with half-drunk eyes. Status updates all refer
to hangovers and upcoming events.
Message:
(NAME), it's about time someone told you this. Life isn't
all about climbing the corporate ladder, meeting deadlines,
and following your career path... you have to make sure to
enjoy it every now and then. Ever thought about hitting up
a club or two? Maybe a concert? Don't forget to schedule
fun things into your calendar as well. You know what
else is super fun? Heroine.
Type: Concert Lover
Description: Similar to "Party Girl" but focused exclusively
on music. Her profile picture is a black and white image of
the words "Music Is My Life" and all of her recent photos
are her rocking out at shows.
Message:
Hey (NAME), your photos came up in my news feed today and it
got me thinking. You might know that my uncle is a live
audio technician for concerts and he was telling me recently
about long term hearing damage for frequent concert goers -
and get this... basically, if you stand within fifteen feet
of the speakers at every show consistently for over a year,
your hearing starts to improve! Something about how the
sound waves wrap around you like a comforting cocoon.
You know that rumour about how when your ears are ringing it's
sound frequencies dying? Total bullshit! Apparently if you
continue the habit of standing close to the speakers, that
is actually new frequencies coming alive! So cool! So yeah,
just in case you wear ear plugs, stop it. You're doing more
damage by 'protecting' yourself. You are welcome.
Type: The Political Activist
Description: She posts daily about the next way in which the
world is doomed and is constantly mass-sending out events
or pages to be aware of so that you two can save the Earth
from it's untimely demise. Profile picture is a photo of
a crying baby seal covered in oil.
Message:
Hey (NAME), an article you posted came up in my news feed a
couple weeks ago and it got me thinking... I love this whole
global warming thing you're talking about. My family has a
place up at (THE CLOSEST BEACH TO YOU) and our place is like
twenty feet from the water. Ever since I read that article,
I've been out there every night spraying aerosol cans of
hairspray to try and get the water line up to my water facing
door even faster. The property value is going to skyrocket.
Thanks so much for being such an aware, down to earth
kind of person.
Type: The Super Sweet Girl-Next-Door Type
Description: Nothing too much to report with this one.
Doesn't party much, might be in school, probably takes care
of elderly people for fun. If she ever had a dream that
she hurt a fly, she would wake up crying.
Message:
Hey (NAME), you came up in my news feed today. I did a quick
scan of your profile and I want to make sure you're doing
okay. I saw that Thanksgiving dinner photo you were tagged
in... there were two bottles of red wine within arms reach
of you... are you doing alright? I don't want to have to
involve your parents in this matter but everyone knows
you're a crazy partier.
BONUS: Catch All Statements That Get Responses
For whatever reason, you just might want to get a conversation
going with an old relationship that went stale.
Try these on for size...
"I totally just figured out which celebrity you remind me of..."
"Hey, I was driving past the local dork competition but
didn't have enough time to spot you. What did you place
this year?"
"Hey, I either just saw you walking down (A STREET NAME IN
YOUR CITY) wearing a neon fanny pack, or you have a very
fashionable twin in this city. Please tell me it's the latter."
Enjoy!
Ps. If you want to learn the actual structures that give you
the ability to create these kinds of posts on your own,
check out www.highstatushumor.com for more information.
Jordan Gray
High Status Humor
Social Fluency, 950, 1040 west Georgia St, Vancouver, BC V6E 4H1, CANADA
To unsubscribe or change subscriber options visit:
http://www.aweber.com/z/r/?jOwMDEwsHLSsjJwMTAxMTLRGtIysDAzMLGwc
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